Today I was really bored so I said to myself “A HJ would be nice right about now”.. So I called up my next door neighbor and told her I would hang out with her ugly ass for a HJ. Being so dumb and ugly, she agreed. What an idiot. I kicked her out and fell asleep right after. My life is great.
Most sluts talk way too much. This is one of them. After an hour of blabbing on and on about nothing, I finally said “shut the fuck up before I shove my cock in you throat, your voice is making my head hurt” She would have been happy to oblige, but she had just gotten her wisdom tooth out so instead I told her “Shut Up And Give Me A Hand Job” This is the result. Damn I have a good life.
Sometimes I can be pretty demanding. Today I felt like demanding a hand job, and guess what, I got one. What can I say? I usually get what I want, when I want it. Man its good to be me.
I love fat girls. They always have low self esteem. This chick didn’t want money or love, she just wanted to give me a juicy HJ for a couple of chili cheese dogs from the dollar store. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not into fat girls or anything, but who can resist a nice HJ for basically $2?
